The following are what you might get if you applied standard computer terminology to people.
TERM |
HUMAN TRANSLATION |
---|---|
Warm Booting a Human | sleeping |
Cold Booting a Human | murder |
Sector error on his hard drive | brain damage |
DOS error of the mind | insanity |
monotasking individual | mundanes (accountants, bankers, etc.) |
multitasking individual | scientists, Sci Fi fans, housewives |
bandwidth | intelligence (low bandwidth = low intelligence, high bandwidth = high intelligence) |
System Crash | physical breakdown |
"OS crash" or "Guru'd" | mental breakdown |
he's got a programing glitch | something wrong or off about his personality or mind |
to PING someone | to make contact with someone |
General Protection Fault | Forgot the condom; condom broke |